{"product_id":"im-just-a-regret-capitol-hill-t-shirt-election-2024-edition-schoolhouse-rock-parody-tee","title":"I'm Just a Regret Capitol Hill T-Shirt | Election 2024 Edition | Schoolhouse Rock Parody Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"group flex border-l-[3px] border-l-transparent\" data-diff-type=\"normal\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-1 flex items-center pl-0 pr-2 group-data-[scrollable]\/overlay:pr-6 min-w-0 font-mono\"\u003e\u003ccode class=\"font-mono text-xs break-all\"\u003eIt's a bill on Capitol Hill AND the bill in your mailbox — and you can't afford either one. \"I'm Just a Bill, I Can't Afford\" takes that classic Saturday morning nostalgia and crashes it straight into your economic reality.\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group flex border-l-[3px] border-l-transparent\" data-diff-type=\"normal\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"flex items-center justify-center font-mono text-xs select-none relative w-3 text-text-500\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-1 flex items-center pl-0 pr-2 group-data-[scrollable]\/overlay:pr-6 min-w-0 font-mono\"\u003e\u003ccode class=\"font-mono text-xs break-all\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003ePerfect for anyone drowning in student loans, rent hikes, and legislative chaos simultaneously. So... most of us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group flex border-l-[3px] border-l-transparent\" data-diff-type=\"normal\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"flex items-center justify-center font-mono text-xs select-none relative w-3 text-text-500\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-1 flex items-center pl-0 pr-2 group-data-[scrollable]\/overlay:pr-6 min-w-0 font-mono\"\u003e\u003ccode class=\"font-mono text-xs break-all\"\u003eElection 2024 Edition. Features an original hand-drawn cartoon bill character holding an oversized price tag, looking as broke and defeated as the rest of us. On Capitol Hill and in your mailbox — the double meaning hits twice.\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wear the Message","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45038939570255,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/3564\/4239\/files\/ForlornBillCharacterwithPriceTagJustaBill.png?v=1774831852","url":"https:\/\/wearthemessage312.com\/products\/im-just-a-regret-capitol-hill-t-shirt-election-2024-edition-schoolhouse-rock-parody-tee","provider":"Wear the Message","version":"1.0","type":"link"}