{"product_id":"im-just-a-regret-capitol-hill-t-shirt","title":"I'm Just a Regret Capitol Hill T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"group flex border-l-[3px] border-l-transparent\" data-diff-type=\"normal\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-1 flex items-center pl-0 pr-2 group-data-[scrollable]\/overlay:pr-6 min-w-0 font-mono\"\u003e\u003ccode class=\"font-mono text-xs break-all\"\u003eRemember Saturday morning cartoons teaching you how a bill becomes a law? Yeah, that bill grew up and has regrets now. \"I'm Just a Regret, Sitting Here on Capitol Hill\" — a nostalgic twist on the classic you know by heart, updated for the political moment we're all living through.\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-1 flex items-center pl-0 pr-2 group-data-[scrollable]\/overlay:pr-6 min-w-0 font-mono\"\u003e\u003ccode class=\"font-mono text-xs break-all\"\u003e\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group flex border-l-[3px] border-l-transparent\" data-diff-type=\"normal\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"flex items-center justify-center font-mono text-xs select-none relative w-3 text-text-500\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-1 flex items-center pl-0 pr-2 group-data-[scrollable]\/overlay:pr-6 min-w-0 font-mono\"\u003e\u003ccode class=\"font-mono text-xs break-all\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e• Retro hand-drawn cartoon illustration\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group flex border-l-[3px] border-l-transparent\" data-diff-type=\"normal\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"flex items-center justify-center font-mono text-xs select-none relative w-3 text-text-500\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-1 flex items-center pl-0 pr-2 group-data-[scrollable]\/overlay:pr-6 min-w-0 font-mono\"\u003e\u003ccode class=\"font-mono text-xs break-all\"\u003eElection 2024 Edition. Features an original hand-drawn cartoon scroll character looking absolutely defeated on the Capitol steps. If you know, you know. If you don't, it's still funny\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wear the Message","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45039096823887,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/3564\/4239\/files\/Emotional1970sCartoonScrollCharacterjustaregret.png?v=1774835497","url":"https:\/\/wearthemessage312.com\/products\/im-just-a-regret-capitol-hill-t-shirt","provider":"Wear the Message","version":"1.0","type":"link"}