I Don't Eat Breakfast I Dissociate Until Lunch T-Shirt | Funny Dark Humor Mental Health Tee

Breakfast? Nah. The body is present but the mind clocked out hours ago and won't be back until somebody mentions food around noon. This shirt is for the person who stares at a wall for 3 hours every morning and calls it a routine. You're not skipping breakfast on purpose you're just not mentally here yet. The brain graphic floating above the disconnect says everything your coworkers have been thinking since 8am. Perfect for anyone who runs on autopilot until lunchtime or whoever has ever been asked if they're okay and the honest answer was "I don't know I haven't loaded in yet."

Comfort and style is the name of the game for these custom boxy t-shirts. Their relaxed fit along with the dropped shoulders add that modern aesthetic that can blend into any occasion. All shirts are made with 100% airlume, ring-spun and combed cotton for extra softness. (Athletic Heather is 90% / 10% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton / polyester)

.: 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)

.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (170 g/m²))

.: Relaxed fit

.: Tear-away label

Sizes S – 3XL.

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